that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.
but OP how could you not tell them the best part
“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”
but uh… Fa…. Ping….. Fapping… I helped.
Made a song about Marilyn Monroe and the girls that worship her.
Made a song about Marilyn Monroe since you people all “LOVE” her so much.
The Ferguson “revolution” may be televised courtesy of straight to YouTube cell phone clips, but any chopper-based TV crews will have to find a different vantage point, as will any and all low flying aircraft (with the exception of US government drones of course), because moments ago, the FAA announced that starting 1315 UTC through 2000 UTC on August 12, “No pilots may operate an aircraft in the areas covered by this NOTAM (except as described). ONLY RELIEF AIRCRAFT OPERATIONS UNDER DIRECTION OF ST.” The Reason? “TO PROVIDE A SAFE ENVIRONMENT FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT ACTIVITIES.” Because TV crews recording every incident put “law enforcement” in jeopardy?
The full statement:
FDC 4/2599 ZKC MO..AIRSPACE FERGUSON, MO..TEMPORARY FLIGHT RESTRICTIONS WITHIN AN AREA DEFINED AS 3 NM RADIUS OF 384428N0901812W (ST LOUIS VORTAC STL129011.0) SFC-3000FT TO PROVIDE A SAFE ENVIRONMENT FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT ACTIVITIES. PURSUANT TO 14 CFR SECTION 91.137(A)(2) TEMPORARY FLIGHT RESTRICTIONS ARE IN EFFECT. ONLY RELIEF AIRCRAFT OPERATIONS UNDER DIRECTION OF ST. LOUIS COUNTY POLICE DEPARTMENT ARE AUTHORIZED IN THE AIRSPACE. AIRCRAFT LANDING AND DEPARTING ST. LOUIS LAMBERT AIRPORT ARE EXEMPT FROM THIS TFR. ST. LOUIS COUNTY POLICE DEPARTMENT, TELEPHONE 3148892360 , IS IN CHARGE OF THE OPERATION. KANSAS CITY /ZKC/ ARTCC, TELEPHONE 9132548500, IS THE FAA COORDINATION FACILITY. 1408121315-1408182000
To summarize, in addition to the heavily militarized police presence, and the barring of journalists and protesters, the government just prohibited news helicopters. Which, of course, is simply government code that tonight Ferguson may get “turbulent.”
Pretty soon #ferguson will be a quarantine zone, no one will be allowed in or out. The media will quit covering it and more lives will be lost as people start to move onto he next big thing. DO NOT FORGET.
I stared at this for a few seconds but once I got it, I chuckled.
Don’t take puns for granite.
These jokes just keep getting boulder.
i don’t know, they’re kind of a lode of schist.
Now, now, there’s no need to get all butte hurt, lets just take a steppe back
Yeah, everyone, be gneiss.
I’m cracking up at this.
Thank you for that earth-shaking contribution.
Don’t mine me, I’m just marbling at the humor.
Fuck her right in the pussy.
My inaugural post kicking off this new music blog, showcasing underground or upcoming artists is about a Brooklyn MC who is bringing fangs back to the Big Apple’s hip hop scene.
VI Seconds, formally known as Suicide VI, has been making Youtube videos displaying his lyrically talents since…
O: THATS ME!
Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
i told you there was a monster in my phone….
That’s fucking crazy
What the fuck was just released?
^ the pain of every nigga that texted and didn’t get a response from this lightskinned girls phone.
What the fuck is real hiphop?
My views on it.
NO GUYS NO STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS OKAY!!! You don’t even understand!!!! You wont regret it okay!!
THE NOTES! THANK YOU ALL!